Multiple Choice

He1: I don't think I can understand women ... or maybe can't get through to them
He2: Dude... is this going to be one of those cliched toilet seat conversation ... thats shit man ... all that mars venus garbage ... all bull.
He1: We like to judge everything and everyone around us ... but when we have to live through it ... wait i guess we call that hypocrisy ... yeah thats the word
He2: I hate that word... though it suits this situation , it has a very negative connotation to it.
He1: Ok Mr. Psychologist ...
He2: I don't care man .. u r the one who started this.
He1: You are missing the point.
He2 : Its simple, its a human trait ... and unfortunately we have promptly labelled it with a spiteful word .
He2 : Its like that line from the movie 'Crash' - "You think you know who you are .. you have no idea" . I love conversations where i can quote from Crash ...
He1: I am generally very afraid when things come to the point .. where I can't make sense of anything. You beg , you ask , you demand ... its like hitting your head against a stonewall.
He2: Dude.. I am just your alter Ego.. if you don't have multiple choice questions for me... I am as good as your overflowing wastebasket .